Snow is meant for Christmas – Christmas shopping, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day. And also for March, because when is there not snow in March? What a bizarre month.

Did we have snow for Christmas? No. Is it March? No.

Why the persnickety is it snowing so hard out there?

There are a lot of profound things I could say about Midwestern weather, but there’s no room in my head for them because UGH Snow? Really?